To welcome last year's zodiac animal, we devoured a pound of bacon with our eggs and toast. This year promises no such culinary celebration.
Welcome to the Year of the Rat. The rat is, admittedly, our least favourite animal of the astrological cycle, in large part due to a terrifying night long ago in an Indonesian guesthouse. We have since repressed the horror, though the details do occasionally haunt our dreams.
We temporarily put aside our angst, loyal OOFALWOians, to wish you all the best in the upcoming year.