Hey Man, Nice Bag
We here at OOFALWO love a good portmanteau as much as the next blog, but lately a particularly virulent example has begun to assail our sensibilities, and the time is now to speak out. So we ask, dear Reader, why the murse? Sure, men sometimes need to carry more than will fit in their pockets. In fact, I'm rarely seen without a novel, a notebook, and an umbrella in a bag slung over my shoulder, à la Jack Bauer. But lines must be drawn, clutches must be kiboshed, and Birkins need be banished lest all mankind devolve into an accessory melange of portability and haute couture.