It has been a long time since we posted here. We have no excuses to offer for our shameless inertia. Indeed, at times we have even relished our cyber-sluggishness. Or did relish it, until receiving one mother of a guilt-trip. So now we're back, with a vengeance, dear OOFALWOvians. Let the panoply of pith and plethora of pulp proceed.