Paul Gauguin once said "I shut my eyes in order to see." I've decided to take more drastic measures, and am headed to an eye clinic in the morning for LASEK eye surgery. Korea is at the forefront of the technology, so I'm feeling secure. Lee is talking of stopping off at the local veterinary clinic to buy a plastic post-surgery cone, rendering me unable to scratch my eyeballs in my sleep. He has also mentioned taking photos of me in the funny goggles and posting them for your viewing entertainment, so stay tuned.